You don''t have good grammar when you type with your fists

You don''t have good grammar when you

You don''t have good grammar when you type with your fists
 In Canada it’s illegal to pose as a witch to defraud somebody

In Canada it’s illegal to pose as a

In Canada it’s illegal to pose as a witch to defraud somebody
 A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

A real friend is one who walks in when

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
 No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be...

No matter how carefully you stored the

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas.
 I feel young, but my body doesn''t agree.

I feel young, but my body doesn''t

I feel young, but my body doesn''t agree.
 After almost 20 years of research and negotiations, an Australian...

After almost 20 years of research and

After almost 20 years of research and negotiations, an Australian biotech company, Florigene, has received a licence to commercially release the world’s first blue rose. Roses are unable to produce a blue pigment, delphidin, naturally so scientists had to implant genes from other plants. With the global market for blue flowers reportedly worth $30 billion, it’s quite a feat. Blue roses should be available in Japan by the end of the year, but there is no release date set for Australia yet
 Everybody has bad hair decades.

Everybody has bad hair

Everybody has bad hair decades.


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