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We were discussing classic movies at work one day when a few of us insisted that West Side Story was perfect down to the last detail. Our boss wasn’t so sure.
“Know what bothers me about the film? Here you have a guy, Tony, running through the streets of an Italian neighbourhood screaming ‘Maria! Maria!’ and only one woman comes to the window.”
Rebecca Kindilien
I’m not keen on taking pills, so when my doctor gave me a prescription to lower my blood pressure, I asked him if there were any side effects.
“Yes,” he said. “Longevity.”
Bella Kelly
During basic training, my army platoon was given a choice of going to either the gym or the canteen. By a show of hands, we opted for the canteen.
“Right,” said our sergeant. “You’re all going to the gym.”
“But, Sarge,” whined one recruit, “we took a vote.”
“Let me explain,” he said. “We’re here to defend democracy, not practise it.”
Warren Pansire
Our agency helps people work through their marital woes. One man who came to us seemed to have solved his problems even before he chatted with anyone. On the registration form, under marital status, he wrote “Devoiced”.
Patricia Langford
“Needed to start right away”, reads a large sign in a supermarket,
“Shop assistant to work eight hours a day to replace one who didn’t.”
Aiman Ibrahim
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