1. Sum up your travel philosophy:
A. Would utopia be where you didn’t need to bring along a wallet?
B. Would you rather hang yourself from your hemp backpack than be labelled a tourist?
C. Do chocolates on your pillow seem, well, stupid?
D. Do you hate flying?
2. A home from home:
A. Do you consider unpacking more than once on holiday a cruel and unusual punishment?
B. Does a toilet in your room spell luxury?
C. Are you there to be impressed by the scenery, not the way the toilet-paper flap is folded?
D. Does the thought of missing a single episode of Australian Idol leave you gasping for breath?
3. When in Rome:
A. Does being culturally adventurous mean putting hot sauce on your meat pie?
B. Is your kind of coach tour a public bus with the locals?
C. Are a nice beach, cheap room and colourful sights all you need for a good time?
D. Are you ruffled by constant requests to explain Aussie phrases?
If your answers are mostly:
A: No-fuss Hedonist. Take a sunny cruise or a four- or five-star all-inclusive resort. Or maybe a luxury small-boat cruise with pals.
B: Eco Adventurer. Plan a freewheeling eco-lodge, hiking or cycling adventure.
C: Value Packer. Ask around for great deals on resort packages. Check last-minute booking sites for additional savings online.
D: Home Turfer. Stick to locations close to home.