1. Bilharzia is:
a. Arabic for “bad breath”
b. A feeling of confusion as a result of a head injury
c. A water-borne parasitic infection that affects about 200 million people
d. The health spa capital of the Czech Republic
2. The smallest waist measured on a living woman is:
3. When have you had enough water?
a. When you have to go to the bathroom about every 30 minutes
b. When your urine is clear enough to read through
c. When your urine is odourless
d. When you feel slightly bloated all the time
4. When do the most people have heart attacks?
a. Monday morning
b. Tuesday afternoon
c. Saturday night
d. Sunday brunch
5. The best cure for a bluebottle sting is…?
b. Cold water
d. Hot water
6. What causes dimples?
a. A forceps birth
c. Sex in the third trimester
d. In-vitro spasms