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Can you emulate this?

“A hamburger and fries,” a man orders.

“Me too,” says the emu sitting beside him.

“That’s $9.40,” the waitress says.

The man reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact change.

They return the next day. Both order a steak and mash, and again the man pays with exact change.

“How do you do that?” the waitress asks.

“A genie granted me two wishes,” explains the man. “My first was that I’d always have the right amount of money to pay for anything.”

“Brilliant! But what’s with the emu?”

“My second wish was for an exotic chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”

Edward Jean

“ Santa has the right idea: visit people just once a year and you''ll always be welcome. ”

— Richard Ledererin Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas

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Last year, animal shelters nationwide received more than 120,000 cats and dogs that were injured, sick, lost, neglected or abandoned.

AUSTRALIAN INSTITUTE OF FAMILIES