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When the coffeemaker went on the fritz, I joked that maybe it was the fault of the cockroaches. Our office manager was not amused.
“We don’t have cockroaches,” she said, putting me straight.

“What about all the roach traps?” I asked, pointing to one.

“A lot you know – those aren’t roach traps,” she sniffed. “They’re mousetraps.”

Submitted by A.S.

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