When I told my wife there was a huge spider in the bath, she screamed and said, “Put it outside!”
Now I’ve got a hernia – those old bathtubs can be pretty heavy…
When I told my wife there was a huge spider in the bath, she screamed and said, “Put it outside!”
Now I’ve got a hernia – those old bathtubs can be pretty heavy…
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