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Two men are out for a walk in a forest when they’re confronted by a huge grizzly bear.

“Stay calm,” says Tom to Jim. “Don’t move a muscle.”

Jim takes off his rucksack and starts to put on a pair of trainers. Tom says, “Get real Jim, there’s no way you can outrun a grizzly bear.”

“That’s true,” Jim replies, “but all I have to do is outrun you!”

Submitted by J W Stokoe

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