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All in a Day’s Work, March 2007

All in a Day’s Work, March 2007

My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application. For the question “To what do you attribute your fitness issues?” the woman wrote “Horrendous eating habits.”

“What makes you say that?” my friend asked.

The woman replied, “I can’t spell atrocious.”
LA Perryman

Although desperate to find work, I passed on a job I found on an employment website. It was for a sewage plant operator. Among the job requirements: “Must be able to swim.”
Michael Leamons

These companies have found out the hard way that sometimes you have to spell things out:

• “Employees only” read a sign in the work area of our greenhouse. “All others will be planted, propagated or pruned.”
Dave Doubrava

• Don’t dare light up in our bar. A large sign warns “If you’re smoking, you’d better be on fire.”
Lisa Santoro

• A billboard outside a restaurant rages “QU!T 5T3ALING O R lett3R$.”
Meghann Shacklette

I’d recently started a new job when I noticed something peculiar about the staff – six employees had daughters who also worked there.

“That’s incredible,” I remarked.

My boss nodded. “We ask a lot of our employees,” he said, “including their firstborn.”
Susan Pielasa

All in a Day’s Work, March 2007

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