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August 2009

		Two mosquitoes were watching blood donors enter the mobile van. Said one to the other "Just look at that! They'll go in there and lie down placidly while someone takes 1L of their blood, but they'll yell if we just take a couple of nips."...Ron Sansome, QLD
		Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide. The first guy says to the second, "Sorry about that! I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second guy replies, "That's okay. It's a coincidence - I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a bit worried." The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The second guy says, "Well, she is 25 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big breasts and is wearing short shorts and a tank top. What does your wife look like?" The first guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."...Susan Magill, VIC
		A man goes to his doctor, barely able to walk. "You have to help me, Doc," he says, "I’ve super-glued my thighs together." "How did you manage that?" the doctor asks. "I was simply following the instructions on the tube," the man replies, "It told me to 'remove cap and squeeze from bottom'"....Dave Nicholson, WA
		"So you finally got your dog," said the teacher to little Johnny. "Is it a setter or a pointer"? "Neither sir" Johnny replied "My mother says it is an upsetter and a disappointment".... Maureen Buckley,VIC
		Bruce crawls through the desert. He comes across an Indian vendor selling ties. He asks for water. The vendor replies, "Look man, I’m selling ties: broad ones, narrow ones, velvet, satin, dotted, spotted, striped, you name it!"Bruce crawls further, until he sees another vendor. Once again, he asks for water. The vendor replies, "Look man: I’m selling bow ties: broad ones, narrow ones, velvet, satin, dotted, spotted, striped, you name it!" Bruce crawls further until he finally reaches the end of the desert. With his last strength he stops at a restaurant for water. The bartender replies, "Sorry sir, we can’t serve you without a tie!"...Daniel Malan,VIC

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