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Lawyer Jokes

The “L” is for “Loophole”

The best ever legal advice spotted on a billboard comes from an ad for the North Carolina law office of attorney Larry L. Archie: “Just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty.”


Courting disaster

I mentioned to an unmarried friend of mine – an attorney – that he should attend a working singles mixer for lawyers. He hated the idea.

“Why,” he asked,” would I want to start a... read more


Witless for the defence

A young, inexperienced bank robber gets caught during his first heist and ends up in court. Crucial evidence – including security footage from the bank’s lobby – has gone missing. After weeks of... read more


Fill er up

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”
The bartender hands him the drink, and says, “That’ll be $10,” to which the guy... read more


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