A husband who has six children begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at fi...read more

A man approaches a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and says, “I’ve lost my wife in the aisles. Would you mind ta...read more

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell y...read more

On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it...read more

Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?

A: He’s trying to work out the combination.

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The wife left me a note on the fridge saying, “It’s no good – it’s just not working. I’m staying at Mum’s for a whil...read more

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