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Office Jokes

The devil you know

When the coffeemaker went on the fritz, I joked that maybe it was the fault of the cockroaches. Our office manager was not amused.
“We don’t have cockroaches,” she said, putting me straight... read more


Closed loop

My husband recently answered his work phone and heard someone start a familiar pitch about upgrading his computer software. A few seconds later the other office line rang and it was another cold... read more


Desk jockeys

The pressures of work can bring out the weirdness in people. Check out these real-life exchanges from overheardintheoffice.com:

Boss: You make too many mistakes! You’re not very... read more


Short and tweet

I just found out my boss gets alerts every time I tweet, so I’d just like to say this meeting is top-notch – an all-time great meeting.


From the horse's mouth

After leaving my job, I was amazed to hear that one of my old colleagues, Alan, had been spotted with a new girlfriend. Alan had never shown any interest in romance, so this was big news. A mutual... read more


So satisfying

“Where do you want this huge roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss.

“Just pop it in the corner,” he replied.

It took me three hours.


PC Joke

A new member of staff called John is being shown around the office by his new boss. They enter the IT department and John sees a man using two keyboards at the same time.

“That’s... read more


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