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Valentine's Day Jokes

Sour grapes

According to news reports, a man in China bought up all the odd numbered seats in a movie theatre last Valentine’s Day. The reason? He’d recently split up with his girlfriend and wanted to do his... read more


Hang-ups

I was alone in an elevator when a girl stepped in with a phone pressed to her ear. “I have to go,” she told the person on the other end. “There’s a cute guy standing here.”

Before I... read more


The Great Tweet-off: Romance edition

It’s time for those in stable relationships to feel a little smug. Twitter account @FirstDateHell recounts the horrors of the dating scene through a series of gruesome anecdotes:

One... read more


Love is blind

I’ve been told that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. How come when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half?


Different wavelengths

I said to my boyfriend recently, “You know, we’ve been together for four years – I think it’s about time we started talking about the future.”

I thought he was going to run for the... read more


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