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Coming To The Fore It was my turn to work at the snack stand while our son’s youth hockey team played. When a player from another team came to buy a snack, I asked what the score was. “Four to three,” he said. “Oh, yeah?” I said. “Who’s ahead?” As he left, he shouted back, “Four!” SUBMITTED BY DAVID FLEMMING Pressure Point The doctor was reviewing some results from a routine blood test during my checkup, then he took my blood pressure. “Were you in a hurry this morning?” he asked. Contemplating the worst, I replied, “No, as a matter of fact, I sat quietly in the waiting room, very relaxed and reading. Why? Is my blood pressure off the scales?” “No,” replied the doctor. “Your vest is on inside out.” GCFL.NET Stinging Response Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. The universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit. @MARIANA057 LIFE’S LIKE THAT CARTOON: HARLEY SCHWADRON. OPPOSITE: SHUTTERSTOCK. Seeing The Funny Side readersdigest.com.au 19