30 things your dog wishes you knew

There are myriad pet brushes to choose from when you go to the pet store, but they aren’t all created equally. Take the time to read the animals and fur types each brush is made for, and purchase one accordingly. My skin, fur, and mood will thank you!

I don’t pick up new characteristics or tricks by myself like you do. I’m a creature of habit, so if you notice me acting differently, chances are something is up. I might be sick and you should consider taking me to see the vet.

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If my legs or eyes are twitching in my sleep, I’m dreaming. Just like you have vivid dreams, I’m probably imagining playing outside or that fun time you had me chase the tennis ball.

If you notice me whining, trying to hide, or otherwise acting erratically, chances are something bad is going to happen, like a thunderstorm. I just know these things. Call the local weatherman and say you know someone better for the job.

Don’t freak out, but I don’t hate eating poop. I actually kind of like it. Faeces are definitely not the best thing for me to eat, but in most cases, they won’t harm my health. Don’t worry too much.

Don’t miss these etiquette rules every dog owner needs to memorize.

Just like you lay on mattresses before you buy them, I like to test my pet bed before you buy it for me. Take me to the pet store and let me lay on the different beds; depending on my sleeping position, I might choose one style over another.

While yes, sometimes I do yawn when I’m sleepy, I also yawn when I’m scared, agitated, or overwhelmed. If you notice me yawning a lot, pay attention to the environment I’m in. Is there a reason I could be stressed or scared? Please remove me from the situation if I’m not coping well.

This action should actually be heart-warming! When I was a puppy, I used to do this to my mum so she could clean my bottom. This means I see you as a maternal figure.

This doesn’t mean you should let me win, but you should know that I’m not just disobeying you because I don’t know what to do. You’ve trained me well, I just feel like being rebellious.

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Just because my brain isn’t as plastic as it was when I was a puppy, doesn’t mean ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.’ It just might take me a little longer to truly understand; be patient with me.