21. It’s interesting to hear what people say on anaesthesia
“I once had a guy who was a horse trainer who started going on about how this one horse was a sure thing to win. One of the nurses collected money from everyone in the operating room and bet on the horse. It came in second place. The smart people bet the horse to place, but some had bet the horse to win, so half the staff was happy, and the other was upset. He woke up and had no idea what kind of ruckus he’d caused.”—Michael Salzhauer, MD, a plastic surgeon in Miami, Florida
22. I inadvertently stuck myself with contaminated needle
“During my six weeks as a surgical intern in the ER, I inadvertently stuck myself twice with contaminated needles.
“I also briefly nodded off in the middle of suturing a leg laceration, accidentally punctured a guy’s femoral artery while trying to draw some blood, and broke up a fight between the family members of a guy who’d come in with a stab wound to the abdomen.
“I was slugged in the head by a delirious patient in an alcoholic rage, spat upon, coughed on, vomited on, farted on, bled on, and mistaken for an orderly.” —Paul Ruggieri, MD
23. This is how nurses know things aren’t going well
“When I get polite in the operating room, when I start saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and talking in a monotone, that’s when nurses know things aren’t going well.”
“It’s this mechanism to maintain calm. When we become unglued, everyone becomes unfocused, and that’s when patients die. How you handle stress is absolutely critical.” —Kathy Magliato, MD.