This morning, the strangest thing happened. I got out of bed and started walking around the flat making small talk with various pieces of furniture.
Turns out I’d pressed the schmooze button.
This morning, the strangest thing happened. I got out of bed and started walking around the flat making small talk with various pieces of furniture.
Turns out I’d pressed the schmooze button.
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