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You can most likely relate your weight loss journey to one of these hilarious stories.

11. Easy Weight Loss

11. Easy Weight Loss
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I was talking to my doctor about a weight-loss patch I had seen advertised.

Supposedly you stick it on, and the pounds melt away. “Does it work?” I asked.

“Sure,” he said. “If you put it over your mouth.”

—Mary Kaapke

12. The Old-School Approach

12. The Old-School Approach
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The biggest loser at my weight-loss club was an elderly woman. “How’d you do it?” we asked. “Easy,” she said. “Every night I take my teeth out at six o’clock.”

—Cathy J. Schreima

13. Going Way Back

13. Going Way Back
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Mary decides to consult a diet doctor. “What’s the most you’ve ever weighed?” he asks her.

“One hundred fifty-nine pounds.”

“And the least?”

“Six pounds, four ounces.”

—Sybil Carr

You can most likely relate your weight loss journey to one of these hilarious stories.

14. A Sad Place

14.  A Sad Place
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Following his motivational talk at a Weight Watchers meeting, my father noticed one client’s small son climbing onto a scale.

“Don’t go on that, Joey,” warned the boy’s slightly older brother.

“It makes people cry.”

—Carter Dickerson

15. A Piece of Cake

15. A Piece of Cake
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My sister decided to go on a diet, and that first evening she phoned me.

I could tell her mouth was full, so I asked her what she was eating.

“A cupcake,” she mumbled. “I just got on the scale, and it read 149 1/2 pounds. I decided that was no place to start a diet, so I’m rounding it off to 150.”

—Sharon E. Askegreen

Source: RD.com

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