You can most likely relate your weight loss journey to one of these hilarious stories.
11. Easy Weight Loss
I was talking to my doctor about a weight-loss patch I had seen advertised.
Supposedly you stick it on, and the pounds melt away. “Does it work?” I asked.
“Sure,” he said. “If you put it over your mouth.”
12. The Old-School Approach
The biggest loser at my weight-loss club was an elderly woman. “How’d you do it?” we asked. “Easy,” she said. “Every night I take my teeth out at six o’clock.”
—Cathy J. Schreima
13. Going Way Back
Mary decides to consult a diet doctor. “What’s the most you’ve ever weighed?” he asks her.
“One hundred fifty-nine pounds.”
“And the least?”
“Six pounds, four ounces.”