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A bear walks into a bar and says...

A bear walks into a bar and says...
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“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

Did you hear about the actor....

Did you hear about the actor....
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He was just going through a stage.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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He just needed a little space.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
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Because they make up everything.

Why did the chicken go to the séance?

Why did the chicken go to the séance?
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To get to the other side.

Where are average things manufactured?

Where are average things manufactured?
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The satisfactory.

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How do you drown a hipster?

How do you drown a hipster?
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Throw him in the mainstream.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
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A nervous wreck.

What does a nosy pepper do?

What does a nosy pepper do?
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Gets jalapeño business!

How does Moses make tea?

How does Moses make tea?
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He brews.

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