1. Exploding smoke detector

1. Exploding smoke detector

This story of a smoke detector turned out to be more of a smoke-effector, shares Jeff Miller, co-founder of US-based AE Home Group.

The previous owners of the house had moved out only one day earlier, but had not turned off their electricity or the air conditioning, recalls Miller.

In fact, the air conditioning was set to high, which at first seemed like a good thing, because the day of their inspection happened to be the hottest and most humid day of the summer.

Then, they started to smell smoke.

“Rushing down to the basement we found that condensation caused the smoke detector to short out.”

In fact, the smoke detector was now on fire.

“Ironically, the smoke detector almost burned that house down,” says Miller.


2. Fifi's final resting place

2. Fifi's final resting place

Jamie Green, of US-based WIN Home Inspection, was making his way on all-fours through a crawl space of a 70-year-old house.

“Crawl spaces are generally pretty spooky because you never know what you’re going to find,” Green tells Reader’s Digest.

Green stumbled on something strange as his hand touched down on something both bony and furry.

Turns out, it was a stiff cat skeleton with fur still intact.

Unfortunately, the home sellers now had an answer for what had happened to their missing feline friend who they’d believed had “run off” years earlier.

3. Pet cemetery

3. Pet cemetery

An old and rather dilapidated property was being sold as part of the estate of the deceased homeowners. Kris Lippi, a realtor with US-based Get Listed Realty, had buyers lined up who were really excited, although they knew they were going to have to do a lot of work to get the house into decent shape, so it wasn’t surprising when they learned that the home inspection turned up “a bunch of patched holes in the concrete floor in the basement – probably about seven or eight of them,” Lippi recalls.

Since the inspector couldn’t figure out any explanation for them, he noted in the inspection documents, “inconclusive concern requiring further investigation.”

Seeing the notation on the inspection documents, the adult children of the deceased homeowners cleared up the mystery.

Turns out: it was a pet cemetery. Every pet the family ever had was now dead and gone and buried beneath the house.

The adult children didn’t think there was anything weird about this at all. In fact, they asked that the buyers agree to never disturb the home’s makeshift pet burial ground.

Needless to say, the buyers were totally creeped out and cancelled the contract.

4. The mystery... um... pet?

4. The mystery... um... pet?

Green was inspecting what he recalls was a “big beautiful three-story mansion” when he crept through the attic and came face to face with a skull.

It wasn’t human, but it was jarring just the same. It also came with two feet of skin, but no limbs.

“The creature—whatever it was—had been long dead and now the bats were having their way with the carcass,” Green explains.

He never did figure out what died up there, and no one mentioned anything about any missing pets.

As for the purchasers? They were happy to be rid of it and closed on their sale.

5. Not your choice for pet snakes

5. Not your choice for pet snakes

Jason Jones is a colleague of Green’s who was once inspecting the outside of a home that had a dark and spooky shed in the backyard.

Upon starting a termite inspection, Jones saw the head of a creature pop up under the shelf in the shed.

Startled, Jones ran out shouting for his coworker.

The duo called the fire department.

Arriving in full gear, the firefighters found that the snake wasn’t just any snake: it was a rattlesnake.

And there wasn’t just one: there were two.

And they were mating.

“Luckily the slithering lovebirds were caught when they were, or else the new homeowners would have had to take on a whole family of rattlesnakes,” says Jones.

6. Ants at the gate

6. Ants at the gate

Ah, another ant story, and you’d think this one would be less repulsive simply because it took place outside the home, rather than inside it.

Matt Prato at Tri State Gate in Bedford Hills, New York, was called to inspect and repair an automated driveway gate as part of a pre-sale renovation.

In this case, the driveway gate was said to be “glitchy,” so Prato opened up the control panel.

“The technician found ants. Lots and lots of ants. And then more ants.”

It wasn’t the first time a control panel had been taken over by wildlife.

Prato has seen mice nests inside control boxes, and frogs and snakes as well.

“But being that ants are so small and quite persistent, they are often able to eat away at normal protective barriers and squeeze in tiny holes. Once they’re in the enclosure, serious damage usually isn’t far off.”

Well, at least the mystery was solved.

7. An army of ants

7. An army of ants

One of professional home organiser Ben Soreff’s craziest stories involved a seemingly normal family with a seemingly normal home, who hired him to clean and organise for them.

He went into the unfinished basement to clear out some space for storage, and there he saw it: thousands upon thousands of ants pouring out of a cardboard box.

The people who lived in the house hadn’t been in the basement in years, and this was quite the terrifying discovery for them.

8. If your refrigerator's running, you better catch it

8. If your refrigerator's running, you better catch it

In a home owned by hoarders, Soreff found a refrigerator that had been blocked and out of use for many years.

“If a person with hoarding disorder doesn’t get help on their own there is usually an event that brings in the fire marshall and social services,” Soreff explains to Reader’s Digest.

In this case, there was untreated and unrepaired water damage and structural damage.

It was a terrible mess, and like most things in the house, the fridge was virtually unrecognisable as a fridge.

9. Ghost of pilgrim woman past

9. Ghost of pilgrim woman past

Mike McGonigle is a licensed home inspector with US-based Homestead Inspection Services, Inc. and once inspected a home that still haunts him to this day.

“The house was built in the early 1800s and was listed as an ‘antique farmhouse.’ I didn’t notice anything odd about the picture or the home the entire time I was there.

I only noticed what appears as a figure in the window when I sat down the following day and downloaded the pictures in order to write the report,” he shares.

The thing is, McGonigle was solo during the inspection, or so he thought.

“My interpretation of the picture is a ‘portly’ woman dressed in pilgrim type attire appears to be looking in the window.”

Check out the photo above and come to your own conclusion.

10. Plastic wrapped plumbing repair

10. Plastic wrapped plumbing repair

On second thought, here’s a less creepy, but definitely crazy and totally gross, story

McGonigle also recalls a story from a home in Southbridge, Massachusetts. Simply stated, the homeowners obviously couldn’t be bothered to maintain their waste line properly.

Instead, they used cellophane to patch and repair the line. “Talk about amateur workmanship,” McGonigle says, “not to mention a gross, potential health hazard.”

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