I want to miss the final
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Tripped on the stairs
Band over everything else
34 of the funniest excuses ever uttered
You're bad? Fine. Just don't follow it up with one of these lousy lines...
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I had a student tell me she would be missing the final to drive her grandma to the airport. I said, “Can’t someone else drive her?” She replied, “Yeah but I want to do it!”
After a student was late to class, he said he fell on the stairs. He used that excuse several times, too.
“I’m in a band. I don’t have time.”
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