The worst thing about being a doctor for the World Health Organisation is people get annoyed when they find out you don’t have a Tardis.
Comedian Ross Noble
Dog gone it
Whoever said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks was so wrong. I taught mine how to play dead and she’s been doing it for a year straight.
Corey McAuley (@heytherecore) on Twitter
Cold comfort
The air-conditioning in my high school civics class was less than ideal. Everyone who sat in the back would freeze, while everyone in the front... read more
Source: rinkworks.com
Knock knock
When I worked in the post office, a lady barged in and started complaining that she’d got home to find a note from the postman – he’d tried to... read more
Submitted by Lucy Bryn
The Great Tweet-off: Romance edition
It’s time for those in stable relationships to feel a little smug. Twitter account @FirstDateHell recounts the horrors of the dating scene through... read more
Source: Twitter
Curse correction
After stepping out for a few minutes from the Grade 1 classroom where I teach, I returned to a chorus of children tattling: “Brendan said the B-... read more
Submitted by Ronda Henry
Deadly diet
At a conference I attended recently, a doctor was addressing a large audience. “The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of... read more
Submitted by Robert Thompson
Sit, beg, roll over, make change
I was driving home recently when I stopped on impulse at a roadside vegetable stand. It was deserted expect for a sleeping German shepherd. I... read more
Submitted by Carleen Crummett
The devil you know
When the coffeemaker went on the fritz, I joked that maybe it was the fault of the cockroaches. Our office manager was not amused. “We don’t... read more
Submitted by A.S.
Sweet torture
Don’t tell me you have a chocolate lab if you’re just talking about a type of dog.
