Games & Jokes

Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband dug around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth, and finally pushed me free.
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I ordered a foot-long roll from a sandwich bar in town for myself and my friends. There were four of us, so we decided one long roll would be... read more

On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
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Shortly after my grandmother passed away, I took my daughter to her gravesite, which was located beside a row of pine trees. “How nice,” I said. “... read more

A friend of mine works at a tattoo parlour. A client walked in and got a sentence tattooed on his back. A few hours later the customer called,... read more

A guy in a van pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at a red light and asks, “Hey, is your car Bluetooth enabled?” The Rolls owner nods.

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My mother joined a Weight Watchers group. At the first session, the group leader explained the healthy-eating plans everyone should follow,... read more

According to news reports, a man in China bought up all the odd numbered seats in a movie theatre last Valentine’s Day. The reason? He’d recently... read more

My father is allergic to cotton. He has pills he can take, but he can’t get them out of the bottle.

There's probably an easier way to pour milk out of a carton that doesn't involve ripping the top off and spilling it, but I refuse to cut... read more