A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother... read more
Submitted by Dave Mitchell
Snackable
The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
Comedian Mike Birbigila
Spitting image
I was showing off my drawing skills to my four-year-old one day. I would sketch different things and then ask him to recognise them. My boy was... read more
Submitted by Abhishek Verma
Daily grind
I recently asked a friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”
“Yes, he wants to be a rubbish collector,” my... read more
Source: guy-sports.com
The customer is always half right
I was really pleased with my purchase of a new pair of shoes from a major retailer. About a week later, on a rainy day, I was in a rush and... read more
Submitted by Philip Carroll
Love is blind
I’ve been told that when you meet the right person, you know immediately. How come when you meet the wrong person it takes a year and a half?
Comedian Phil Hanley
The devil you know
When the coffeemaker went on the fritz, I joked that maybe it was the fault of the cockroaches. Our office manager was not amused. “We don’t... read more
Submitted by A.S.
Jungle chuckle
Do you know why you cannot find any Aspirin in the jungle? Parrots eat 'em all.
Submitted by Patrick McCarthy
Make me an offer
After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough. “I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.
