Accident prone
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. – @Thisonesayz
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Swedish simplicity
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. – @Eileencurtright
Go ahead – try it yourself
Everybody’s a tough guy until they have to use a screwdriver overhead for two minutes. – @Stevevsninjas