75 corny jokes everyone will laugh at

Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing…It just waved.

What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satisfactory.

How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.

What do cows like to read the most? Cattle-logs.