25 funniest The Office quotes to live your life by

“I’m such a perfectionist that I’d kinda rather not do it at all, than do a crappy version.”

– Ryan Howard, The Office, Season 6, “Shareholder Meeting”

“If you pray hard enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.”

– Angela Martin, The Office, Season 9, “New Guys”

You don’t have to be cat crazy to get a laugh out of these cat memes. 

“Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So, sue me.”

– Michael Scott, The Office, Season 4, “Fun Run”

“Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.”

– Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 2, “Halloween”

“I am not great with kids. But I want to get better because I’m getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy on my desk so the kids would come talk to me… like the witch in Hansel and Gretel.”

– Pam Beesley, The Office, Season 2, “Take Your Daughter to Work Day”

“Having a baby is exhausting. Having two babies? Now that’s just mean.”

– Jim Halpert, The Office, Season 6, “New Leads”

“I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman’s gotta take off his cape.”

– Kevin Malone, The Office, Season 8, “Special Project”

“Planking is one of those things where, eh, you either get it or you don’t. And I don’t. But I am so excited to be a part of it.”

– Erin Hannon, The Office, Season 8, “The List”

“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.”

– Michael Scott, The Office, Season 3, “Grief Counseling”

These 30 unforgettable quotes are truly life-changing.

“I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word ‘bankruptcy’ and expect anything to happen.”

– Oscar Martinez, The Office, Season 4, “Money”