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These remarks will settle your nerves as you buckle up and prepare for take-off
These remarks will settle your nerves as you buckle up and prepare for take-off
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The mandatory safety speech before your plane takes off can be tedious, causing passengers to tune it out– and some smart, funny airline employees have caught on. So they’ve thrown sarcastic, frank, and just plain hilarious comments into their pre- and post-flight announcements. Collected from Mitchell Symons’ book The Weird World of Words as well as various Internet accounts, here are some of our favourite in-flight funnies.

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