Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bent and twisted 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man. A detective asks, “Is that your husband?”

“Yes” replies the woman.

“Did you hit him with that golf club?”

“Yes, yes, I did.” The woman begins to sob and drops the club.

“How many times did you hit him?” asks the detective.

“I don’t know,” she replies. “Five, six, maybe seven times… oh look, just put me down for a five.”

Submitted by Kerrie Pont

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