About a month before he died, my grandmother covered my grandfather’s back with lard. After that he went downhill very quickly ...read more
Fresh out of gift ideas, a man buys his mother-in-law a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he buys her n ...read more
After a check-up, a doctor asked his patient, “Is there anything else you’d like to discuss?”
“Well,” said ...read more
Matt's dad picks him up from school. Knowing the parts for the school play were chosen that day, he asks his son if he got a rol ...read more
