The pressures of work can bring out the weirdness in people. Check out these real-life exchanges from

Boss: You make too many mistakes! You’re not very consistent.

Employee: Well, you can’t be consistent all the time.

Cashier: And what form of payment will you be using today?

Customer: Money.

Office manager: Where were you yesterday?

Employee: I was at my cousin’s funeral.

Office manager: Why? Did she die?


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