You can most likely relate your weight loss journey to one of these hilarious stories.

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1. No More Meat!
1. No More Meat!

The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert.

“The Lord heard you when you wailed, ‘If only we had meat to eat!’ ” she began.

“Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month – until you loathe it.”

When the woman finished, she paused, looked up and said, “Hey, isn’t that the Atkins diet?”

—David Martino

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