Please take the shower soaps
We love it when you steal the soap, shampoo and lotion. That’s why we put our logo on them. But pillows, bedspreads and irons? We’re billing your credit card.
Keep it down
Even the best hotels aren’t totally soundproof, and I’m the one who has to send the security guard up to knock on your door when someone complains.
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Save the Wi-Fi bill for checkout
It’s a lot easier for me to remove Wi-Fi charges from your bill at checkout than to agree to waive them in advance.