21 ridiculous warning labels that will make you feel like a genius

Would they even fit?

Here are 13 things you never knew you could put in the dishwasher. (Children don’t make the cut.)

Well, we want the poison to kill them, so I guess in this case cancer is OK.

Sometimes the vanishing ink marker is the only thing around when you need to sign something.

That does seem like the most convenient way to do it, but it would be pretty painful.

Thanks, that’s why I bought it.

Do not use while sleeping.

How would someone even do that?

Yeah, we know.

We’re trying to hook fish, not humans.

Well, that’s the plan.

Sometimes fixing the printer is so frustrating that the only thing you can do is start eating its parts.