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73 short jokes anyone can remember

73 short jokes anyone can remember
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For when you need the laughs to come fast, here are 73 top-notch rib-ticklers that you can deploy in any social situation. Enjoy.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

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I invented a new word!

I invented a new word!
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Did you hear about the mathematician...

Did you hear about the mathematician...
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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
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Because every play has a cast.

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
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“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters...

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters...
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I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock!
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Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
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There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

A woman in labour suddenly shouted...

A woman in labour suddenly shouted...
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“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

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