What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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Make me one with everything.
Between you and me, something smells.
An impasta.
Put a little boogie in it.
Nice belt!
A little horse.
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
A labracadabrador.
This tastes a little funny.