What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
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Make me one with everything.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Between you and me, something smells.

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?
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An impasta.

How do you make a tissue dance?

How do you make a tissue dance?
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Put a little boogie in it.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

What did the 0 say to the 8?
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Nice belt!

What do you call a pony with a cough?

What do you call a pony with a cough?
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A little horse.

What did one hat say to the other?

What did one hat say to the other?
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You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

What do you call a magic dog?

What do you call a magic dog?
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A labracadabrador.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
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This tastes a little funny.

What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?

What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
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A parrot.

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