Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.
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Because the “P” is silent.
Eileen.
Aye matey.
His car got toad away.
Bison.
The space bar.
Because it was cultured.
Re-Morse code.
He drank the coffee before it was cool.
He kept leaving little messages around the house.