Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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Because the “P” is silent.

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

What do you call a woman with one leg?
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Eileen.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
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Aye matey.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
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His car got toad away.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
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Bison.

What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?

What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
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The space bar.

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
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Because it was cultured.

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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Re-Morse code.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
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He drank the coffee before it was cool.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
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He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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