Funny food tweets sure to make you smile

Would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the side that is the first object ever to have only two dimensions? —@dubiousrhetoric

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. Typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation. —@AbbyHasIssues

To be clear, when I search for a recipe online, what I’m really looking for is a lengthy, detailed memoir of a basic woman’s journey to get the best version of said recipe, and if there aren’t three jokes about wine or licking the spoon per paragraph, I’m out. —@alicewetterlund

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart. —@weclock

Googling: “How to make a birthday cake for your cat.” —@joyce_byrne

*Ordering cake over phone*

“And what would you like the cake to say?”

*Covers phone to ask wife*

“Do we want a talking cake?” —@KeetPotato

You should be able to twist the bottom of the Pringles can to bring the chips to the top like a lip balm. —@chrisdowning

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Source: RD Canada