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Hilarious lies parents tell

Hilarious lies parents tell
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We asked and you answered. These are some of the funniest things you’ve told your kids to get them to behave (or just make them squirm!).

Someone needs to invent this

Someone needs to invent this
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“There’s an app that tells me if you really brushed your teeth or not.” — Rob McLean

Parents and kids alike should stop making these common tooth brushing mistakes.

Funny how there’s never any left…

Funny how there’s never any left…
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“When the ice cream truck’s music is on, it means that they are all out of ice cream.” — Kailey N. Restad

Here are 7 ways kids can be annoying… and what you can do about it.

Just a nibble

Just a nibble
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“McDonald’s cheeseburgers always come with a bite missing.” — Robin Mendez

No more calling “shotgun”

No more calling “shotgun”
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“That it was a law that kids couldn’t sit in the front seat until they were 18. I was tired of the arguing about who got to sit in the front!” — Barbara Spriggs Gill

Where’s the lion cage?

Where’s the lion cage?
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“I told my son that the pet shop was the zoo. It’s so much easier and free to go visit. Got away with it for over three years.” — Kelly Frankenburg

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He’s making a list

He’s making a list
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I told my kids that the star symbol on my phone was actually a snowflake and it was a direct line to Santa if they were naughty. — Julie Thompson Weiss

Yes, there is a Santa Claus – and we’ve met him!

Not-so-happy meal

Not-so-happy meal
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“That the steering wheel on the car wouldn’t turn, so we had to drive right past McDonald’s.” — Therese Fern

SO not worth the line

SO not worth the line
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“That the characters at Disney World went on a bathroom break so we couldn’t wait in line to see them cause they take a really long time to go.” — Yesenia from Chicago

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Our kind of health food

Our kind of health food
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“I told my daughter the flaxseeds in her bread were miniature chocolate chips. She believed it for over a year!” — Monica Kronemeyer DeRegt

Find out what food cravings secretly reveal about your health.

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