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Where did all the love go?!

Where did all the love go?!
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“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”— Mae West

You’re never right

You’re never right
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“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.”— Ogden Nash

It takes a village

It takes a village
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“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.”— John Wilmot

I know they’re around here somewhere…

I know they’re around here somewhere…
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“I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.”— Cameron Esposito

Ham every which way

Ham every which way
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“The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.”— Dorothy Parker

I’m sorry, where do I have to live?

I’m sorry, where do I have to live?
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“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”— Groucho Marx

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Being neighbours is cool, too

Being neighbours is cool, too
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“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then.”— Katherine Hepburn

Check out these 15 signs that reveal you may have a love addiction.

Marriage is forever

Marriage is forever
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“An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”— Agatha Christie

A case study in marriage

A case study in marriage
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“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”— Socrates

Excuse me, this is my space

Excuse me, this is my space
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“One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes, I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’”— Michelle Obama

After you crack a few jokes about these funny marriage quotes, see the most romantic ideas to say “I love you” without actually saying it.

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