Where am I?

Where am I?
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“I got caught texting in class and told my teacher I forgot I was at school.”

Check out these hilariously good comebacks you’ll wish you knew before.

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Overslept

Overslept
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I was an hour late for my appointment at the sleep-disorder clinic. My excuse: “I overslept.” — Lou Fleury

Fighting for my teacher

Fighting for my teacher
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“I lost my homework fighting a kid who said you weren’t the best teacher ever.”

Dreaming at work

Dreaming at work
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I had someone call into work saying that they were going to be late. Why? Because they were at home sleeping but dreamed they were at work so they didn’t realise they had to get up.

My dog ate your homework

My dog ate your homework
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I was in the middle of grading my students’ homework, and my husband and I decided we were hungry. So I left all the papers organised in neat piles, and we ducked out. I returned an hour later to discover that my puppy had found the papers. The next day, I called three of my students over to my desk to explain why I was giving them all 100 on their assignments: “My dog ate your homework.” — Joanne Beer Las Cruces

You don’t need your finger to run

You don’t need your finger to run
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“I can’t do cross country today because I hurt my finger.”

These are the 5 most bizarre things exercise does to your body.

Dinner last night

Dinner last night
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I recently invited neighbours over for dinner. When they were about an hour late, I gave them a buzz to see what time we might expect them. The wife was nonplussed. “Oh,” she said. “I thought that was last night.” — Jim Godfrey Freeport

Take Your Grandson to Work Day

Take Your Grandson to Work Day
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In a Year 8 health class, we were doing a “baby” project with bags of sugar, I forgot mine at home and my excuse was “It’s Take Your Grandson to Work Day.”

Covered by a snow plow

Covered by a snow plow
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A student of mine claimed he didn’t have his homework because it had fallen into a pile of snow and was quickly covered by a snow plow. Of course, I didn’t believe him. Still, I gave him credit for concocting such an original excuse and allowed him to redo the assignment.

Two months later, after the snow melted, he presented me with the ragged folder containing the faded original version of his homework. — Michael Lorinser

Allergic to water

Allergic to water
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My roommate’s excuse for not being able to wash her dishes: “I’m allergic to hot water.”

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