Funny sayings that are definitely worth memorising

I do all my ironing in the dryer.

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Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that people who have the most of them live the longest.

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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d still be sleeping and not talking to people!

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Here are 9 things you do to your hair that a stylist wouldn’t.

Cancel my subscription—I don’t need your issues.

My brain has too many tabs open.

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Want to know what it’s like to have the best kid in the world? You’ll have to ask Grandma and Grandpa.

These hilarious true stories show how funny parenting can be.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Whatever you’re doing, always give 100 percent. Unless you’re donating blood.