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When you’re stuck in a tough situation

When you’re stuck in a tough situation
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him.

When nothing is going your way

When nothing is going your way
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When your friend acts overly ambitious

When your friend acts overly ambitious
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

When exercising is a struggle

When exercising is a struggle
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine!

This is the least amount of exercise you need to live longer.

When your family is concerned about your weight

When your family is concerned about your weight
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I get enough exercise from pushing my luck.

When you’re eating out with health-conscious friends

When you’re eating out with health-conscious friends
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My jeans say eat a salad, but my heart says eat pizza!

Here are 75 corny jokes everyone will laugh at.

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When people ask why you’re still single

When people ask why you’re still single
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My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Check out these memes about love and marriage that are hilariously accurate.

When you’re trying to see the bright side

When you’re trying to see the bright side
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it!

When you finally decide to stop procrastinating

When you finally decide to stop procrastinating
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it.

Enjoy these 73 short jokes anyone can remember.

When others second-guess your life choices

When others second-guess your life choices
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver.

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