A dog goes to the post office to send a telegram. The post office clerk says, “Well, OK. It’s five words on a line, $5 per line.”

The dog says, “OK, cool. Write this down: ‘Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof’.”

The clerk says, “You’ve got room to round it up with an extra ‘woof’ if you like?”

The dog replies, “Don’t be stupid. Then it wouldn’t make sense.”

Submitted by Tony Abbott

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