A woman notices a man smoking and decides to educate him. “How many packs do you smoke a day?” she asks.

“Three,” he says.

“How much does each pack cost?”

“Around $15.”

“And how long have you been smoking?”

“Ten years, why?”

“Well, did you know that if you had saved all that money from cigarettes, you could’ve bought a Lamborghini by now?”

“Wow!” the man exclaims. “Do you smoke?”

“No,” the woman responds.

“Then where’s your Lamborghini?”

Submitted by Curtis Fease

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