I recently asked a friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”

“Yes, he wants to be a rubbish collector,” my friend said.

“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age,” I managed to reply.

“Well,” said the boy’s father, “he thinks that rubbish collectors only work on Tuesdays.”

Source: guy-sports.com

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