“Do you want to hear a good Batman impression?” asked my friend Dave.
“Go on then,” I replied.
“NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” he screamed.
“That’s Superman,” I said.
“Thanks, I’ve been practising,” he replied.
“Do you want to hear a good Batman impression?” asked my friend Dave.
“Go on then,” I replied.
“NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” he screamed.
“That’s Superman,” I said.
“Thanks, I’ve been practising,” he replied.
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