I visited my daughter bearing gifts: summer squash from my garden.
“What should I do with it?” she asked.
“Whatever you would do with zucchini,” I replied.
“OK, we’ll give it to our neighbour.”
I visited my daughter bearing gifts: summer squash from my garden.
“What should I do with it?” she asked.
“Whatever you would do with zucchini,” I replied.
“OK, we’ll give it to our neighbour.”
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