James and Stephen go into a sweet shop. James stealthily pockets three bars of chocolate and slips out. Gloating, he challenges Stephen to do something even bigger.
“No problem,” replies Stephen. “I’ll show you the real art of thieving.”
Re-entering the shop, Stephen approaches a member of staff and asks, “Would you like to see a magic trick?”
The staff member nods, so Stephen takes three chocolate bars off the shelf and eats them all.
“So where’s the magic?” asks the staff member.
“Just check my friend’s pocket,” Stephen replies, pointing to James. “You’ll find all three bars intact.”