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Two elderly women out driving one day came to an intersection. The light was red, but they just carried on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself: “I must be losing it. I could’ve sworn we just went through a red light.”

At the next set of lights, they again sailed on through, and while the woman in the passenger seat was almost certain the light had been red, she was still concerned she might be losing it. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through once more.

At last she turned to her companion and said, “Mildred, we just ran three red lights. You could have killed us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “You mean I’m driving?”

Submitted by Michael Sampson

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