My friend sat down with a new client at her gym to review her application. For the question “To what do you attribute your fitness issues?” the woman had answered, “Horrendous eating habits.”

“Why do you say that?” my friend asked.

“Well,” she replied, “I can’t spell ‘atrocious’.”

Submitted by L.A. Perryman

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